The Evil Grinning Tomato Smiley

Introducing the the evil tomato smiley. Often spotted on vegans and vegetarians.

Introducing the macabre, yet still delicious Evil Red Tomato Smiley. He is available as a tee shirt and looks especially cool and entirely fearsome on a black tee-shirt. This particular smiley is a bit different than the standard yellow smiley you are familiar with. He is available as a Tee-shirt, mug and more. Just follow the link to the store. You can put your own text on the shirt, and bright green text always looks cool on a black tee - especially in contrast with a red tomato. Try it out.

Some days I am quite tired of the yellow smiley face, and so opt for the red tomato smiley. He is superimposed on an actual image of a tomato and has a gold teeth for added interest.

This smiley is a certain conversation starter, and when I wear it girls always ask me about it. I don't know why girls like this one so much. I'll never understand chicks.

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Amaze your friends, terrify your enemies, worry your elders and amuse your neighbors with your evil smiley gear.

Warning! May scare small children. It is considered totally tasteless to wear your evil smiley gear to funerals, church or on hospital visits. Use with caution.