Smiley Faces

Evil Smilies are also sometimes known as "Acid Smilies" in Canada, where the person wearing such a smiley face shirt was someone you could buy marijuana from.

Thankfully, that is not true outside of Toronto, so you can enjoy wearing an evil smiley, a killer smiley, acid smiley or any other scary shirt with a cool smiley face on it without being bothered by drug-crazed Canadians.

On these pages you will find a variety of smiley faces - not exclusively adult smileys and no naughty smileys, but certainly diabolically evil and killer smilies.

Vegetarian Smilies

These designs were popularized by the site "VegetariansAreEvil.com".

These evil vegetarian and vegan shirts were popularized by the site "Vegetarians Are Evil", and now appear here alongside our original smilies.

I am not a vegetarian myself, I enjoy killing and eating animals far too much for that nonsense, but respect their right to be evil and display an evil smiley if they so choose.

If I were a vegetarian, I would wear one of these shirts everywhere I went. Hunting, fishing, to my job at the slaughterhouse - just everywhere. Unlike the other shirts on these pages, these two are entirely appropriate for weddings, funerals and church gatherings.


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Amaze your friends, terrify your enemies, worry your elders and amuse your neighbors with your evil smiley gear. Pirate smiley gear is recommended for the beach, sailing, boating and fishing.

Warning! May scare small children. May make girlfriends' parents nervous.